CAUTION: FANGIRLING - Post 1

   Hey, Shameda here. This is another one of my many One Direction blog series. I realize that I could include all of my 1D stuff in one series, but I thought I should organize my insanity so you know exactly what to expect. SUPERMAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! Didn't expect that, though, did you? That's because this is the blog series where I put all of my hardcore fangirling. And when a directioner starts fangirling, you NEVER know what to expect.
   First of all, I would like to point out that I haven't posted since before summer. I have been very very busy. So, before I start my fangirling, I would like to fill you in on what has happened within these past few months. Most importantly, I have joined the 5SOS Fam (5 Seconds of Summer). You might be seeing some new blogs about them soon, so that's good. ;)
   Next, I am now a vegetarian. This isn't really important and doesn't effect you or the blog in any way, but I just thought I would mention it. Another random pointless thing that I would mention is my new favorite face. :3 This could possibly mean that my new intro is "Hai. :3" because I do that all the time now. Anyway, back to One Direction.
   The music video for Steal My Girl is coming out on Friday, meaning I have died twelve times this week just thinking about it. I have absolutely no idea what to expect, even after all of the pictures from the video and the teasers; it's just too much for my fragile little brain to process.
   FOUR. They released the track list for their new album, and I died so many times just looking at it. I couldn't really read it very well, due to the fact that my fangirl attack was blurring my vision, but I could still tell that this is going to be the best month of my life. I absolutely can't wait any longer and it's becoming hard to breathe. I will surely explode if I don't get to see that video soon. Friday seems to be years away at the moment, especially since school is already draining all of the energy right out of me. These days, I just lay in bed on YouTube all day and eat oreos, dreading the extreme fangirl attack that I will surely have the second I refresh my YouTube feed and see the video just sitting there, waiting to be watched. This happened when the Midnight Memories video came out, too. And with You & I. And Story of My Life. And Best Song Ever. And all the rest...
   Anyway, I'm going to go before I die again.

-$hameda

C-T's 1D Fangirl Diary - Post 1

Hiya peoples, Carrot-Top here! Welcome to my One Direction Fangirl Diary, Post #1. I realize that it is VERY hard to choose just one, but which member of 1D is your favorite?

 

<3 Personally, I think Harry, Niall, and Liam are tied for first place. <3

Carrot-Top out. Peace. ;)

I'm back!...?

Hiya peoples. I realize that I havent posted in a long time. I realize that I missed the opportunity to post a birthday message for Harry Styles. And Zayn Malik. And Louis Tomlinson. OMG, right? Anyway, the reason for that is because school has been killing me lately, and I am working on writing a script for a movie that me and my cousins will be filming this summer. Its really the stupidest idea Ive ever come up with, but Im just going to deal with it and go through with making the movie. It will NOT be posted online unless they beg me to, and even then it will only be posted here, as I have noticed that nobody reads this blog and I am basically talking to no one. Anyway, I have also taken up learning Swedish (dont ask me why, I dont know either). But I might do a new blog series on how to speak Swedish, and recommend my favorite ios apps that I use to do so. But it is very likely that I wont be back on for a while, so sorry about that. But like i said, school is being mean to me at the moment. This summer though, there WILL be more posts. I swear. Anyway, bye for now.       -$hameda (What do you think about that? Let me know in the comments) BYE!!!!!!

Shameda's 1D Pics - Post 4

Hiya guys, I'm back again. And I have more funny One Direction pics/GIFs!

Awwwwwwwwww... this reminds me of myself when I was 6.

 

Oh, Liam... this also reminds me of myself when I was 6.

 

Of course we do, Nialler. <3

 

Yes! Directioners have taken over the world! And Harry promised it would happen someday...

 

You're very welcome, Harry. :)

 

Pretty colors...

 

Oh no! Louis, where did you go?

 

Ah, the potato...

 

Ah, the banana...

 

Anyone remember Kevin? Of course you do. That pigeon is awesome.

 

 

OMG HARRY ARE YOU OKAY?! WHOEVER THREW THAT SHOE IS GOING TO DIE I PROMISE!!!!!

 

 

NARRY MOMENT!

 























OMG SOMEBODY HELP ME I THINK I'M DEAD. SERIOUSLY. HELP. IHBERNVEIRUVREV.

I don't know, Niall. I do not know.

 

Awwwww. <3

I know, right?

 

Louis, I know this has been a really long post, but I'm not done yet.

 

I agree with you, Niall. Eating is a workout.

 

Niall, I will love you even if you die your hair lilac. (Which he did... temporarily.)

 

See? I didn't think he was actually going to do it...

 

 

LOL.

 







I want them sooo bad. Oh, and the dolls, too. ;)

 

This is pretty cool. 

 

Um, I'm not sure what's going on with Zayn and Louis over there...

 



The many faces of Zayn Malik....

 

I just realized that this has been my longest post ever. Okay Louis, now.

 

See ya next time!

 

-$hameda

 

 

 

 











C-T's 1D Fangirl Diary - Post #5

Hiya peoples, this is one of the few blog series that I have actually done more than one of, mainly because I am obsessed. I have one thing ;) to say to you guys:
  -My Advice For People That Are Not Directioners:
GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE!!!!!!!!
  -My Advice For Directioners:
All hope of regaining your sanity is lost. And good luck trying to eat soup with a fork. Here's a tip: just drink it. :)
  -My Advice For Directionators:
DO YOUR RESEARCH PEOPLE. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE FANDOM THEN YOU SHOULD AT LEAST KNOW THEIR NAMES. GOSH, YOU PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING.

Okay, well I have two things. I was listening to the radio today, (98.1) and they said something about "Neil from One Direction". NO. HOW WOULD YOU GET NEIL ANYWAY?! IT'S SPELLED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!! SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!! *Cough* Okay, I think I'm done. I'll end this post before I break my computer. BYE.

-Shameda

Shameda's Blog Updates - Post 3

Hiya peoples. I just wanted to say that my step-sisters are coming over today and they will be staying for a week. OMG I'M SO EXCITED. Anyway, I probably won't be blogging until they leave, because I'd hate to be rude since I haven't seen them since, like, last Christmas. OMG I'M SO EXCITED. I can't wait to ask them if they like One Direction. If they don't, I will try to survive the next week with them being on Directioner territory. When we were a few years younger, we all liked Big Time Rush. They were our idols. But now, they've moved on from that and I'm stuck being the only Rusher in the family. But if they don't like One Direction...
Anyway, I'm typing this so fast right now because I'm anxious to see them and I talk fast when I'm excited which means I also type fast. If they do like One Direction though, THIS WILL BE THE BEST WEEK OF MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because I don't know ANYBODY who likes One Direction other than me and the girl who sits next to me in band class. (I play flute) Anyway, I just wanted to get this out of my system before they get here because I don't want to be firing random questions at them, like:

• Do you like One Direction? (obviously)
• Do you know how to play an instrument?
• Do you mind if I practice my flute for a few minutes? Because my band teacher makes me practice over the weekend.
• What do you think about me getting a blue streak in my hair? Or should I dip-dye it blue? When do you think I should get that done?
• Do you like the friendship bracelets I made you?
• When was the last time you played Just Dance?
• Do you mind if I sing a One Direction song at the top of my lungs?
• Why don't you get on Animal Jam anymore? Your account was deleted.
• Do you mind if I ask you a few million more questions?

All those questions and more will be shooting out of my mouth at a thousand miles per hour from the second they walk through the door until they leave. I'm really really really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY EXCITED TO SEE THEM!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait OMG I think I'm hyperventilating. I'm gonna show a few One Direction pictures to calm me down. Okay, so this is how the visit will go:

Me:

 

Them:

 

Me:

 

Them:

"Okay, that's nice, I guess."

 

Me:

Do you like One Direction?

 

Them:

 

Me:

"Okay, maybe you didn't hear me."

 

Them:

 

Me:

 

Them:

 

Me:

OMG I LOVE YOU YOU ARE MY BESTEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER!!!!!!!

 

-A week later-

 

Them:

"We don't like One Direction anymore. We used to but you ruined it because you talk about them too much."

 

Me:

-After they leave and I realize that nobody will tolerate my endless One Direction fangirling, Directioner or not-

Me:

 

 

 

-THE END-

 

I hope you liked it. I hope that doesn't happen though. Anyway, they will be here any minute now so I gotta go. Wish me luck! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE!

 

-$hameda

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Shameda's 1D pics - Post 3

Hi, I've found more funny pictures of One Direction, and I am going to try to share ALL of them this time. This may take a while, starting with this one that I have laughed so hard at for so long:

Would you get in the van? I would. No, I wouldn't. Just kidding, I totally would. LOL.

DIRECTIONER TEST! Do you understand this? No? THEN GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! (That's another inside joke)

 

That was funny...

 

Oh Niall, you just made my day.

 

I love this. This is my new desktop background. OMG this is awesome.

 

I have a feeling that this may have actually happened. I wouldn't be surprised if it did.

 









Yeah. IN YOUR FACE THE WANTED!!

 

I wish. But my grandma knows better... darn it.

 

Awww this makes me wish I was a dog. Woof...

 

OMG how did no one ever notice that before? THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER.

 

THIS is why Directioners are always saying this. NOW YOU KNOW. O-O

 











Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That's so sweet! I thought this was the cutest thing ever and it would be great to end this post with. ELOUNOR FOREVER!!! They're so cute together...

 

See you next time!

-$hameda